One almost automatically highlights the value of the collective experience of watching a movie in a room surrounded by strangers, but the truth is that sometimes we feel like some people sitting near us just never been born.
I have stories for all tastes, from a girl who was offended when the dinosaurs appeared in King Kong the lack of realism (yes, it was not the gorilla inquieatdo Nosecuantos meters high) to that girl that tears at the end of Romeo and Juliet with the death of Leonardo Di Caprio: "You'll see that he does not die ! , she told her friend. And watch the people coming out of the previous function. A grupete of old went to see Chain Favors as if it were a wake. All cried. "Sure, the kid palm" , I thought.
there are those who do not know what is going to find. A seconds into Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with Jim Carrey's character crying in a car, a jerk sitting next to me says Oh, is not laughing? What makes this kid crying? And why is this kid if it is a joke?
And how forget those fleeing Against All Odds, frightened by the "pornography" of two naked bodies, having sex and people have sex, without candles, silk sheets or background music.
What we do with the kids that everything discussed, repeat what they see on the screen? Oops, now comes the women! It was, they saw it! And worse that lanyards are made and make comments for the entire room.
Never heard noise behind him packages snack Heaven knows what for so long that we thought someone was playing the game in the package? And left that one does not hear many people coughing in a concert like a movie ... Why? It seems that cinema was the exclusive program for tuberculosis patients.
And there are people who somatization. All closure Apollo 13 we generated a pseudo claustrophobia my brother. I remember I could not stop coughing.
During the moments before Amelie , some salami, a few rows behind me began to fight in pineapples. All the movies today condemned the fighters, who left the room to settle scores. What a shame! What would that Amelie Poulain?
Sometimes one is more prepared, as the screams of teenage girls every time someone takes off his shirt or make eyes at Twilight , or in cheap laughs Suar or Francella comedies. What I can say is that nothing prepared me for the rallying cry of hundreds of children in the cinema while Mufasa Bristol Martinez left the world of the living The Lion King.
Other anecdotes that I remember with a smile at the premiere of Star Wars - Episode I , full of rubbers dressed for the occasion, when he started the legendary music of John Williams and titles film appeared on space, a fan who was in the first row of Pullman was in leather and began waving his shirt as if to encourage his team from the second tray.
I have these and thousands of anecdotes, but none so strong as to prefer watching a movie at home ...
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